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Bring on the Light – A Happy Solstice Mash-Up

21 Wednesday Dec 2011

Posted by Rachel Funk Heller in Transcendantly yours, Writing Tips

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Inspiration, Love, Rachel, solstice celebrations, winter solstice

Hi all, many apologies for not posting lately, but there are many balls in the air and we’re trying to keep the from crashing and burning. But today is the Winter Solstice, after today the days will get longer and the winter of our discontent will pass. I’ll be taking a break for a bit, but don’t worry, there will be more “Astrology for Writers” posts to come in the new year. Everyone is predicting lots of doom and gloom for the momentous 2012, the year the Mayan calendar “ended” I get the feeling that there will be some great waves of energy coming our way and that the best thing to do is ride them, to not back down, to go for it.  So, as a way to say “buh-bye” to 2011, here’s some year-ender cheer to kick off the Solstice celebrations:

Here’s s a wonderful re-cut of Charlie Chaplin’s amazing speech in “The Great Dictator”

And dang it, “The Sloths Are Coming”

 

For all of you who I’ve met through Kristen Lamb’s WANA class, thanks so much for “following” me. The adventure is just beginning. xoxoxoxox Rachel

 

Astrology for Writers Part 1: Introduction to the Real “Stars” that Matter

14 Wednesday Dec 2011

Posted by Rachel Funk Heller in astrology for writers

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astrology, Inspiration, writing

One of the first "scientist" that we know of

Astrology. I can already hear those of you in the cheap seats: “it’s a load of crap.” “It’s not scientific” and “horoscopes don’t mean anything.” Never fear, dear readers, Aunty Rachel is here to hold your hand, and walk you into the fascinating world of the stars… not idiot celebrities… the stars!
First off, let’s look at the daily horoscope issue. It’s funny, everyone dismisses them, but as soon as daily papers even hint that they are going to drop the weekly horoscope, their readers get all up in the editors faces and the sucker stay put. There’s something about it that people seem to want. The thing is, when you read the daily horoscope it reminds me of reading a weather forecast that just says “sunny” or “rainy” when you know there are a vast quantity of radar, satellite and other forecasting tools that modern meteorologists use.  The same holds for the modern astrologer. Yes, an ancient science (probably the first science) has come into the modern age. There are several great websites such as Stariq, astrodienst, and the mountain astrologer, just to name a few.
What does all of this have to do with writing? Specifially, writing fiction? The modern reader wants to fall in love with wonderful, three dimensional characters who will take them to new an interesting places. As an author, if you simply base your characters on your own personality, then they all begin to act and sound like you. You need variety in your characters and you need conflict. In theses posts, my plan is to help you to read your own astrological chart, to unearth the symbols and the mythologies behind the signs to see where your strengths and struggles lie.
Most of you probably know your “sign” which is the constellation the sun was in when you were born. But do you know what sign the moon was in? Or how about Jupiter or Mercury? And what does that mean? When you think about your birthday, it’s very special to you. You mom made a great effort when you were growing up to remind you that on this day, you arrived on planet earth and your “birthday” recognizes that the sun has made one full orbit (yeah, I know the earth does the moving, but we’re talking about how things look when you stand on a planet the feels stationary) and the calendar says that it is your special day and you get presents and tons of great wishes from all your facebook pals.
And your birthday is special, it is your cosmic time stamp. Let’s look at it from an astrologer’s point of view. There is the month, day, and year of your birth. But there is also the exact time, was it one in the morning, or one in the afternoon? There is also the latitude and longitude of the place you were born.  The astrologer takes all of this information and casts an “event” chart. Your birth is an event. This chart notes where all the planets are in the sky, what signs they were in and with the exact birth time, they know which sign was “rising” in the east, this tells us your “rising” sign and it charts all sorts of other interesting astrological phenomenon. Your Part of Fortune, North Node, the South Node.
All of this is set down on paper and then it is interpreted based on information that has been gathered for thousands of years. This event marks your connection to the cosmos. If I’m beginning to sound too airy-fairy, don’t worry. I just want to remind you that you, us, we are all vast, multi-dimensional cosmic creatures. The events that took place in the skies on the day of your birth are special. The exact configuration of planets will never happen again in another 250,000 years.
In the next few posts I’ll talk about what the chart looks like and walk you through some of the basics. Have I overwhelmed you already? I hope not. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask. Have you already had your chart read? What’s your experience been with astrology? I’d love to hear from you. Thanks for stopping by.

Video Mash-ups that make you go “what the f%$k is wrong with this girl

10 Saturday Dec 2011

Posted by Rachel Funk Heller in Inspiration

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false eyelashes, fun, videos

Yes, it has been one of those weeks. So fueled on two nights of sleep deprivation (mom hit her emergency, “I’ve fallen on the floor and can’t get up” button two nights in a row, and unfortunately, one of those nights she had fallen, poor thing) and cold medicine (read: iced lady grey tea and a package of Pepperidge chocolate covered cookies) I give you the video mash-up of the week.
Lucky for me I have a wonderful cadre (hey, look ma, I used a big word) of Facebook friends with a range of tastes, you get the following: Super strong pole dancer, highly disciplined, synchronized Japanese cheerleaders, and of course, a giggling baby. But don’t forget the big bonus: a tutorial on how to apply false eyelashes easily and flawlessly. Okay Omar, hit play.

Best Pole Dance in the Northern Hempisphere:

Japanese Cheerleaders will take over the world after you watch this:

Giggling Baby Avec Puupies, courtesy of Louse Behiel

And just for you girls and drag queens, the best advice ever, on how to apply false eyelashes.

Thanks for dropping by and for those of you who have been leaving me comments and it’s taking me so darn long to “approve” them. Your patience is appreciated. You guys are the best, thanks for stopping by. Just know you are out there lurking makes my day.

 

 

 

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